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Hey, man! It's me, Chuey Vato Loco, man! I took my PT Cruiser over to my brother's house to visit with my recently borned nephew, man. I told my brother that kid has his father's nose, his mother's eyes and my sympathy, man! They are going to save a lot of money on babysitters, man, that kid is so ugly nobody is going to bother that kid, man! I told them that he's so ugly that in the baby photo album they should only display the negatives, man! Later, after dinner, they told me they made a home movie of the baby being born, man, and wanted to know if I wanted to see it, man. I told them if they wanted to show me a movie about that kid show me the one where he was being made instead of being born, man! Seriously, they had a wonderful, beautiful boy and it was cool meeting him for the first time! Viva Mexico Cabrones!
CHUEY VATO LOCO
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I was so ugly, my mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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quote:
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I was so ugly, my mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Hey, I got you beat... I was so ugly that when I was first delivered, the doctor slapped my mother! 
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"Your mileage will vary - No animals were injured in the production of this work - Void where prohibited by law - Aprox. 3 Servings per container - Vanna, I'm going out on a limb here, gimme a "Z" please! - Batteries not included" Later Gator... Thumper <†><  
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Hey Chuey,These guys are upstaging you, man! Or are they just providing you with future material?  Funny group! Congratulations on the new nephew. It is really cool to watch them grow up and become people. Start working with him now on his timing for the punch line. Joann
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When I was born I was so ugly, man, my mother breast fed me through a straw, man! One year they made me the poster boy for birth control, man!Yeah, man, I'll be teaching the kid punchlines soon, man. Things like an overhand right, an uppercut, a left hook, a jab....etc! Hey man, I have to teach the kid survival skills to live here in the 'hood, man! Speaking of show business, man, I got into show business at an early age. Yeah man, I used to have a ventriloquist act, man, but after I while I had to quit.....I got too big for the guy's lap, man! Viva Mexico Cabrones!
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quote:
Originally posted by chuey vato loco:
When I was born I was so ugly, man, my mother breast fed me through a straw, man! One year they made me the poster boy for birth control, man!Yeah, man, I'll be teaching the kid punchlines soon, man. Things like an overhand right, an uppercut, a left hook, a jab....etc! Hey man, I have to teach the kid survival skills to live here in the 'hood, man! Speaking of show business, man, I got into show business at an early age. Yeah man, I used to have a ventriloquist act, man, but after I while I had to quit.....I got too big for the guy's lap, man! Viva Mexico Cabrones!
CHUEY VATO LOCO
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Chuey; your mother is so fat that when she dances the band skips..
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Posted: Jan 7, 2001, 6:41 PM
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Okay man, like dis woman gets on a bus holding a baby. This bus driver says, "That's the UGLIEST baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The Guy seated next to her could see she was really agitated and asked her "what was wrong?" "The bus driver Insulted ME!" she fumed. The man sympathized and said:
"Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea" the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."
Congrats Chuey!
Later,
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one for the road...
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." When his wife blushed he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?" His wife confessed, "Not this time."
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