Two years ago I wound up in this same cantina and told the bartender, "Set up drinks for everyone in the house, pour yourself a drink, and then give me the bill, man."

The bartender made drinks for everyone in the house, poured himself a drink and then handed me a bill for $157.00. I told him, "I haven't got it, man!" The bartender got real mad, man, and he slapped me around and threw me out into the street, man.

Well last year I wound up back in the same cantina and told the bartender, "Set up drinks for everyone in the house, pour yourself a drink, and then give me the bill, man."

The bartender gave me a look like I couldn't be stupid enough to pull this same stunt twice, man, and he gave me the benefit of the doubt. He made drinks for everyone, poured himself a drink and then handed me a bill for $175.00. I told the bartender, "I haven't got it, man."

The bartender couldn't believe it! He picked me up, man, and he beat the living daylights out of me, then he throws me back out into the street, man.

Well, man, last night I wound up in the same cantina and told the bartender, "Set up drinks for everyone and then give me the bill." The bartender looked at me with disgust and said, "What's the matter, wise guy?!?! What, no drink for me this time?!?!"

I said, "You, man?!?! No way, man! You get too violent when you drink, man!!!"