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SEE Last AUCRZR for Newest Award
We want to Help out all our Northern(aka Yankees) PT Cruiser Friends with an Award that will make all your Southern Challenged Friends GREEN with Envy.
INFO =http://al.ptcruiserclub.org/alabama/picnic.html
Why this hear Plaque will be awarded to the Yankee most deserving of such a GREAT HONOR as this.
The Honorary Southerner Award
To stand a Chance for this Award your PT must have a Yankee Tag.. No not a New Yawk Yankees tag But a registered License plate other than any of these FINE REVERED STATES.
A Yankee Tag is any tag except
1. South Carolina Dec. 20, 1860 July 9, 1868
2. Mississippi Jan. 9, 1861 Feb. 23, 1870
3. Florida Jan. 10, 1861 June 25, 1868
4. Alabama Jan. 11, 1861 July 13, 1868
5. Georgia Jan. 19, 1861 July 15, 18702
6. Louisiana Jan. 26, 1861 July 9, 1868
7. Texas March 2, 1861 March 30, 1870
8. Virginia April 17, 1861 Jan. 26, 1870
9. Arkansas May 6, 1861 June 22, 1868
10. North Carolina May 20, 1861 July 4, 1868
11. Tennessee June 8, 1861 July 24, 1866
Posted jest so yall will know before hand 
Come Join us ..http://al.ptcruiserclub.org/alabama/picnic.html
and study up
someways to know you are getting it
In honor of the Alabama Picnic, You Know You're at a Southern Family Reuninon When: Quote | Reply
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Your mom french kisses better than your sister.
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Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
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You ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
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The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
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You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm.
Your nicest towels say, "Property of Motel 6".
You get your daily requirement of fiber from toothpicks.
The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.
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Now AU, I have a couple of questions. Those dates behind those FINE REVERED STATES. Were those the years they declined to be members of the UNION? Also, if I could find that book on Southerneez, I'm guessing it would be thin enough to get through pretty quick? I don't think we have any Bartles and James bookstores up here and I don't believe Barnes and Noble's would carry it. Not sure where to look, any ideas? And you didn't say those plates had to be attached to a car. An old drinking buddy that had trouble keeping a drivers license told me I could get all the plates I wanted if I went to a movie theater after the show started. All those people were guaranteed to be in there for at least 1 1/2 hours. Easy pickins'. Slipfit
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Hi Au, I'd like to thank you kindly for that wealth of information and I will be ordering a book or 2 shortly to help educate my wife and I. I'm a little concerned about the learning to walk southern, (can't do any of that John Wayne stuff and I don't ride horses) I'm guessing most of the other stuff should be able to be done sitting/laying down. I had almost a 40 mile drive for work each way before I retired, a friend asked me why I would drive that far for work every day. Told him I stopped a the closest party store to work and bought a quart . Started driving north and when the bottle was empty, that's where I bought a house. Seemed simple. Also looking forward to some southern Sweet Tea, get the Arizona Sweet Tea, but I'm told it's not even close. By the way, don't know if we can get points for this, but my wife likes watching Paula Deen from Savannah on the cooking channel. Slipfit
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Had a feeling that wouldn't go over to well, that kinda looks like my brother-in-law from Tenn when I told him about it too. It ain't much, but it's all we got. Slipfit
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By the way, don't know if we can get points for this, but my wife likes watching Paula Deen from Savannah on the cooking channel. Slipfit
Oh, you get LOTS of points for that!  Listening to her on a regular basis will definitely help you with the accent.
As for the sweet tea, we plan on having Milo's available. That's likely the sweetest tea on the planet. It might pass for light pancake syrup up there. They use a combination of white and brown sugar to make it sweet.
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This here thread has done given me a heap a things ta ponder over now. Spect Doug will hafta hold sum kinda speshul class ta nitiate the foriners from way up the road. Gud luk withem AU. Hits a diffrent country since Sherman came thru Lanta...aint hit?
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At Meet Me in St. Louis last year, I gave lessons on "Southern As a Second Language." All but one person passed.
(And I wouldn't be using the "S" word down here.)
Also try to avoid discussing football. We gots folks registered from AL, GA, and TN, and it could get ugly.
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Thanks Guys, That's funny stuff. I thought I was doin' pretty good - ridin' my tractor, rototillin' the garden, mowin' the lawn, listening to Garth, Buffet and George Strait till I came back in the house and found these posts. I'll get the books, I can see I haven't even scratched the surface. Can you get a buzz from that Sweet Tea? And I thought Foriners was a rock band. Slipfit
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Honey, you are well on your way to being a bone-a-fied Southerner!
You can definitely get a sugar buzz off the tea—especially if you're not used to sweet tea! (Kinda explains the adult-onset diabetes epidemic down here. It's good stuff.)
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And the HITS just keep On a Coming
Another addition
Before Saturday Nights GLOW SHOW
Supper ( yanks call it Dinner, we eat dinner at noon)
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EZELL'S FISH CAMP You Can Walk from the Host Hotel.. BTW- you waddle back 
You are sure to be welcomed in the area is Ezell's Fish Camp, which opened Monday in Pelham.
Ezell's has been in business in the state since 1937, with the original location on the Tombigbee River near Lavaca in southwest Alabama. According to locals, it has been extremely popular over the years.
The Ezell family also owned the Catfish Cabin restaurant, which was located in Roebuck.
Sat before the
The new Ezell's is just off Interstate 65 near Oak Mountain State Park, in the location that was formerly the home of the **** of the Walk restaurant, says Joe Ezell.
On the menu are catfish, oysters, shrimp, chicken, crab claws, alligator and frog legs. Ezell's says in addition to catfish, there will always be other Gulf seafood on the menu each day, as well as favorite sides, including fried dill pickles, baked potatoes, garlic or cheese grits, homemade cole slaw, hushpuppies and more.
Ezell's Fish Camp is open Monday through Thursday from 4 until 10 p.m.; and on Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. until 10 p.m. For more information, call 989-4040.
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 If it is the Owner's of the old Catfish Cabin in Roebuck, you are in for a treat.......the Hush Puppies (sorry, Slipfit, I know you have no idea what those are, are to die for) and the food is WONDERFUL!!
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If it is the Owner's of the old Catfish Cabin in Roebuck, you are in for a treat
That they are!
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"I got my Hush Puppies on I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll"  J.Buffet. "Come Monday" Sounding better by the minute. Slipfit P.S.. I have ordered both the books on Southern speaking and living, but I'm guessing it'll be still tough to blend in.
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Also, as the original GRITS Queen Mum, you musn't forget your lovely better half to help her blend in with the Southerners. Suggested reading........The Grits (Girls Raised In The South) Guide to Life by Deborah Ford. It's a "must read" to be able to become a true Southern Belle!! 
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She was raised on a farm and could outshoot all the boys for miles around, so she does have a headstart. I'll pass this on to her, Thanks, Slipfit
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but I'm guessing it'll be still tough to blend in
Like I told you before.. Dont ask for a POP ...You will Get 
Ask for a soda You will get 
You want something to drink you ask for Water,coffee,sweet tea or a Coke and if its the latter They will ask you what kind of Coke. If they dont ,they be a transplant.
Let aQuote:
You guys
slip and you will get a  "Your NOT from here are you LOOK?"
So read well my friend 
and remember this Quote:
"I got my Hush Puppies on"
You step on,put on,Reach for ,glance at sume body elses Hushpuppy at Ezell's
Most likely you will be a rideN out in one of these 
Southern Hospitality stops after we Start EatN 
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AUCRZR on Horsepower TV Show http://webpages.charter.net/tigertown/hptv.3g2
AUCRZR'S PT PIX WEBSITE http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2954617/1
My Other Toys..
1979 El Camino
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2606839
1969 SS Chevelle
(00=SS=00)http://www.cardomain.com/ride/791497
2003 Electric Blue/2003 Onyx Green (Sharon's "In the Pink" )
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I was wondering if eatin' to many of those could put a person in one of those orange and white PT's? Ate some of my father-in-laws potato dumplings one time and got so locked up (not in jail) whosgow where'd that come from?) doesn't look right) Feelin' out numbered, anyhow, it took me about a week to walk 'em off. Slipfit
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The Fine Folks at PREMIUM AUTO SHOWS have donated a Beautiful Eagle Trophy to be auctioned off to help raise money for the Alabama Wildlife Center..This is the Charity all proceeds of the Alabama Show will go to.. Premium Auto Shows is NOT judging this show and only wants to Support the Cause of Wildlife through their donation of this Trophy. WE THANK THEM FOR THEIR SUPPORT OF THIS SHOW and THEIR SUPPORT of WILDLIFE!
http://www.premiumcarshows.com/
So Come on Yall What are you waiting for.. Break Out those GPS's , Those Road Maps,Surf over to Mapquest and Find Your Way to the Alabama PT Show and Picnic Aug 18-19th..
YOU DONT WANT TO MISS IT
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If you are a Yankee and planning on visiting the South or becoming an Honorary Southerner there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the differences in lifestyles: - First, you need to learn this song sung by Waylon Jennings. Dukes of Hazzard
 - If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a 12 pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
- Don't be surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition and bait in the same store. Do not buy food at this store.
- Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
- Remember, "ya'll" is singular, "all ya'll" is plural, and "all ya'll's" is plural possessive.
- Get used to hearing "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
- You may hear a Southerner say "Ought!" to a dog or child. This is short for "Ya'll oughta not do that!" and is the equivalent of saying "No!"
- Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either.
- The first Southern expression to creep into a Yankee's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," as in "big'ol truck" or "big'ol boy." Most Yankees begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it.
- The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
- Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.
- If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, ya'll, watch this," stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
- If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.
- Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.
- When you come up on a person driving 15 mph down the middle of the road, remember that most folks learn to drive on a John Deere, and that this is the proper speed and position for that vehicle.
- In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush, green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
- Don't ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
- The best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold 'tater salad. (If the trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add some hot biscuits and "nanner puddin'.)
- Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
And Remember: - If you do become an Honorary Southerner and bear children, don't think we will accept them right off. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits. They'll have to qualify on their own.
See PIx for actual award.It will be mounted in blue frame
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He ain't kidding, neither.
I would think any Yankee would be proud to display this on his/her mantel.
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